Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly tried offer something to a massive reptile. Witnesses claim that Trump maybe got a little overly familiar with the animal, resulting in some whispering. The {entiresituation was captured on video, and clips have instantly gone trending online.

• We don't know why Trump
• went to the prison island
• conspiracy theories abound that he wastrying to make a statement

Breaking News: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!

A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President President Trump has faced off against a pack of highly venomous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.

A nervous pool boy claim to have seen the former leader grappling with the creatures, wielding a vibrating toothbrush. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from a bewildered Secret Service agent.

Stay tuned for more updates on this completely unexpected event!

Big T's Wild Tour of Alcatraz

Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Tweeter-in-Chief is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the Trump viral footage island, packing his best suits. He's even totally plans to build a wall around Alcatraz during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!

• Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Gator Jail? Definitely, Declares the Donald

Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. This situation down in Florida is gettin' ridiculous. They got these giant lizards runnin' free. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em wander around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta get tough of these beasts. That's why I say we gotta build a croc correction facility - Alcatraz for alligators, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' standin' up to danger.

• Make America Great Again !

The Don's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!

This ain't your typical fundraiser, folks. The Commander-in-Chief himself is hitting the swamps on a wild adventure. That's right, we're talking about Trumpbattling beastly reptiles. Sources say he's packing his favorite hat and planning on showing those gators who's boss. Will he emerge victorious? Only time will tell!

Can You Believe This?! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators

Folks, you are seriously gonna believe this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to go on a wild adventure. He's ditching his golf clubs for some serious bravery and is diving into a cage full of mean alligators! Word on the street that this whole thing was a publicity stunt.

What could possibly go wrong?? Only time will tell.